Their puny 4th planet from the sun, all covered with fresh water, was no match for our superior weapons....
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Re:Earthlings are Pale, Weak, Stupid, It Was EASY To Annihilate Them
Aug 12 2009 13:13:29 I did not find it so easy to conquer Earth. Needed bigger weapons.
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Earthlings are Pale, Weak, Stupid, It Was EASY To Annihilate Them
Aug 20 2009 12:13:17 Why not wait them out? Isn't there a really good chance they'll either blow themselves up or ruin their planet's environment and make the atmosphere unlivable? Waiting might save an invader a lot of money.
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Re:Earthlings are Pale, Weak, Stupid, It Was EASY To Annihilate Them
Oct 13 2009 23:15:05 Yes, but most Star Rangers are extremely impatient.
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Re:Earthlings are Pale, Weak, Stupid, It Was EASY To Annihilate Them
Jan 06 2010 14:11:06 I have a new secret plan to destroy the earth. It involves melting the polar ice caps with a big magnifying glass in orbit. I believe my device might also double as a useful tool to watch outdoor football games in big stadiums for free.
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Re:Earthlings are Pale, Weak, Stupid, It Was EASY To Annihilate Them
Jan 06 2010 15:55:54 Ming The Merciless wrote:
I have a new secret plan to destroy the earth. It involves melting the polar ice caps with a big magnifying glass in orbit. I believe my device might also double as a useful tool to watch outdoor football games in big stadiums for free. Wouldn't it be quicker to just move the earth closer to the sun? how about building a bumper like on a pinball machine right in its orbital path? You could bank-shot the whole planet right into the sun. |
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