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Needed: Saltwater For Our Ship Reactors and Weapons! As you know, saltwater is the universe's most valuable substance. If only we could find a planet covered with this liquid gold, it would mean we'd become the most powerful Empire of all. Then we could blow everyone else up, and take their stuff. If you come across a good source of saltwater, report it immediately to ... Argue Now! |
Needed: A great artistic rending of space hero Shock Nautilus Commander Nautilus is concerned that his rival, Zap Brannigan, as fictitious as he may be, is getting more glory and more attention from alien beauties. We need your best work! Winners will receive a signed picture of the picture they draw. Argue Now! |
Can A Ship Travel Faster Than The Speed of Light? Many puny human scientists once claimed that nothing could travel faster than light. They also used to think nothing could travel faster than sound. Those theories are just small thinking. What's your take on it? What do you think will be the way to break that light speed ... Argue Now! |
Commander Shock Nautilus Goes On Secret Mission
But we can't tell you anything about it.
SubCommander Astrid Shamrock Looks Great On TV!
"But not as great as I look," claims her com
Earthlings are Pale, Weak, Stupid, It Was EASY To Annihilate Them
Their puny 4th planet from the sun, all cove
Recent Gossip, Accusations, and Scientific Foolishness
